Ljubav, brak, žene, seks

  • Otkako mi se raspao brak, počeo sam da spasavam tuđe. (Ever since my marriage broke down I have started to play the first fiddle in somebody else marriage.)
  • Kada sam se kasno sinoć vratio kući, žena me je čekala. Ne sećam se detalja, ali znam da je bilo čupavo. (I got home too late last night and my wife was waiting for me. I can not remember what was going on in detail but I know it was a wee bit hairy up there.)
  • Tek kad sam uplovio u bračne vode žena je počela da talasa. (Just after I got married my wife began to spin me round.)
  • Kad muškarac ženi da prst, ona hoće celu ruku. A kad žena muškarcu da prst, on hoće i ruke i noge. (If a man give a finger to a woman she wants a whole arm. If a woman give a finger to a man he wants both arms and legs.)
  • Emancipovana žena više misli o poslu nego o seksu. Zato što ga tamo ima preko glave. (An emancipated woman thinks more about work than about sex. Because she is all in over her head with.)
  • Čovek je potrošna roba – reče žena. (A man is a mere the consumer goods – says woman.)
  • Moj brak je stabilan kao država. Kod žene je sve po zakonu, a ja tražim rupe. (My marriage is as stable as the state. My wife does everything according to law, I am looking for loopholes.)

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