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INTELEKTUALCI, (POLU)PISMENI, GLUPACI
(INTELECTUALS, (QUASI)EDUCATED ONES, DUNDERHEADS)

  • Nepismen čovek kupi diplomu da bi ostali mogli lakše da ga pročitaju.
    (It was a lot to read into an uneducated man intensions following his a fake Diploma of Higher Education purchase.)
  • Već na prvi pogled se vidi da mu je mozak spržen.
    Zato i živi kao bubreg u loju.
    (It can be seen his brain is well fried at first glance.
    That is why he lives off the fat of the land.)
  • Prazna glava najlakše potone.
    (An empty head sinks so easily.)
  • Ovaj pisac ima na mene presudan uticaj.
    On može da piše koliko hoće, ja neću da pročitam ništa.
    (This writer has an overwhelming influence upon me.
    He can write however he wants, I will read nothing at all.)

S JEDNE STRANE
(FROM ONE SIDE)

  • U Hrvatskoj nema diskriminacije.
    Srbi su ili promenili veru ili državu.
    (There are no discriminations in Croatia any more.
    Serbs are either assimilated or moved out of country.)
  • Hrvati u duhu antifašističke tradicije štite ljudska prava Srba u Hrvatskoj i druge bajke.
    (As with a long an antifascist tradition of Croats, they protect human rights of Serbs in Croatia and there are some other fairy tales as well.)
  • Srbi su krivi za sve. oni svuda bolje žive osim u Hrvatskoj.
    (It is all Serb’s fault. They live better anywhere else apart from Croatia.)
  • Sve što Srbi žele je da žive u Hrvatskoj onako loše kao što su Hrvati živeli u Jugoslaviji.
    (All what Serbs want is to live in Croatia just as the same bad as Croats used to live in Yugoslavia.)

S DRUGE STRANE
(FROM THE OTHER SIDE)

  • Tko kaže da smo banana republika.
    Više ličimo na perecu.
    (Who said that we are Banana Republic alike?
    We look more like a pretzel.)
  • Naš tisućljetni san je propaganda naših bivših gospodara.
    Nitko ne može toliko dugo da spava.
    (Our a thousand years of dreams is a propaganda of our former masters.
    Nobody can sleep that much longer.)
  • U Hrvatskoj nema masovnih grobnica.
    Sve smo mi to uredno izbetonirali.
    (There are no mass graves in Croatia.
    We have properly cemented them in time.)
  • – A koliko si ti Srba ubio, da utvrdimo stupanj tvog domoljublja?
    (- So, how many Serbs have you killed so far, just in order to confirm your patriotism?)

 

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